I'M NOT OLD I'M CLASSIC!

🕶️ He’s not past his prime—he is the prime. This tee is for the man who knows the value of a full tank, a clean ride, and a well-timed dad joke. With a retro muscle car front and center, it’s a nod to the kind of classic that only gets better with time.

If he grew up when bumpers were metal, gas was cheap, and music had soul—this shirt’s for him. It’s not about being old. It’s about being legendary. 💥

Gildan Men's Softstyle Tee

• 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun US cotton
• 90/10 ring spun cotton/poly (Antique Colors and Sport Grey)
• 65/35 poly/ring spun cotton (Heather Colors)
• Modern classic fit, seamless body
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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What You’ll Receive

✔️ Thoughtfully designed, high-quality product

✔️ Professionally packaged and ready to gift

✔️ Made in partnership with trusted U.S. vendors

✔️ 30-Day Return Policy — Shop with confidence

For all orders exceeding a value of 100USD shipping is offered for free.

Returns will be accepted for up to 10 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item.

Otherwise, standard shipping charges apply. Check out our delivery Terms & Conditions for more details.

Returns will be accepted for up to 10 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item, only in the case of:

– Received the wrong item.
– Item arrived not as expected (ie. damaged packaging).
– Item had defects.
– Over delivery time.
– The shipper does not allow the goods to be inspected before payment.

The returned product(s) must be in the original packaging, safety wrapped, undamaged and unworn. This means that the item(s) must be safely packed in a carton box for protection during transport, possibly the same carton used to ship to you as a customer.